$1.05

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for softball?
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?

Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had?
Would you think about all them softball fans
And would you start to feel bad?

Softball isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Softball isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

What would you do
If someone told you to fight for softball?
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little bitch?
'Cause the only reason that you're here
Is 'cause folks played for you in the past
So maybe now it's your turn
To kick some softball ass

Softball isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Softball isn't free
Now there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

Softball costs a buck 'o five