Friday, October 15, 2010

The Glove is Good

Last Thursday night, our fate was in our own hands; we win, 1st place is ours. We didn't concern ourselves with the complicated details about what would happen if we lost, we just went out and played the game.

We don't get paid to play softball, there were no television cameras documenting the game, there were no sports writers speculating about how good or bad we are, there were no tabloids waiting to follow us after the game to write about the drama in our personal lives (and believe me, there is some drama!).

So, why do we play the game?

When we cinch up our cleats, when we pound our gloves with our fists, when we step up to the plate with a bat in our hands, when we run onto the field for the first play of the game we do it for very simple reasons; we love the game, and we love our team.

And Thursday night, everything came together in a beautiful way. It was the culmination of the effort every single one of us put into The Glove since last Spring, and for some of us it goes back a little further.

We were up to bat to start the game, and when Ann scored the first run in the 1st inning we took the early lead and owned it; our defense stepped up, our bats kept swinging, we ran the base paths with passionate aggression, and when the rain subsided, when we secured the last out of the game we walked off the field in 1st place, 16-9 victors over SBW.

Respect.

Players of the Game

1. Jonathan filled in for The Glove in left field several games back, and I've done everything I can to make sure he showed up for every game since then. He represents everything that is good about The Glove; he brings a big smile, a heavy bat and some fast wheels. Thursday night Jonathan got worked in left field. SBW had some big hitters and they swung for the fences every chance they got. Left field was a busy and wet place, but Jonathan made every catch, hit every cutoff throw and hooked up with Ali and Dylan on what I think is the play of the game. Jonathan went 4-for-4 at the plate scoring 3 runs, including a timely inside the park homerun on his first at-bat. Big ups, Jonathan.

2. Ann is another fill-in Glover who I hope we will see much more of in the future. Like many of the other ladies on the team, Ann has a softball history, a well rounded experience and a healthy respect for the game. Thursday night, she made several big catches in left center field (big shoes to fill with the irreplaceable Kendra missing the game), but she stepped up and paid respect to the position. She also has a big bat, and if she could straighten out that swing just a tiny bit she will easily become one of the most dangerous hitters in our glovely lineup. She still managed to score 2 runs on 2-for-5 hitting. Much love, Ann.

3. Tim.

4. Holly is another new and much welcomed addition to STG. Her energy and bright smile make it a joy to play softball in the rain. Holly showed off her speed in the 3rd inning beating out a close play at first base (almost beat out another infield hit on a very close play) and made it all the way to third but didn't quite score. Holly, I hope you're gonna be ready for some more softball in the Spring.

5. What can I say about Dan? At the plate, he has only gotten better and better, going 3-for-4 and scoring 2 runs. On defense, he is so good at first base that we don't even think (worry?) about that position, but he's also managed to improve his play in the field, snaring pop ups in foul territory, hooking up with his pitcher on force outs at 1st base, and stretching and catching every conceivable ball thrown to him. Without a doubt, the most improved player on the team. There is no way we could have had such a successful season with you.

6. Abbey gives STG an advantage everytime she steps on the field. She can play any infield position you ask of her and plays those positions very well, although she currently owns 2nd base, and at the plate she is easily one of the most versatile hitters we have. She got the longball party started for The Glove in the 3rd inning by driving the ball deep to centerfield for extra bases, which quickly became a trend for our hitters. Abbey put together a solid 2-for-4 with the bat scoring 1 run in our big 5-run 3rd inning, and she helped anchor the middle part of the infield. When Coach steps on the mound with Abbey and Dan on the right side of the infield, he breathes a little easier.

7. What is a BADMAN? A badman is someone who will push the limits to make your softball team better; he will try to make the impossible out, he will try to hit the ball farther than anyone else, a badman will run the base paths with wreckless abandon trying to get himself into scoring position and score runs when the team needs them the most. Dylan is Badman. Besides going 3-for-4 at the plate and scoring two runs, Dylan did something more important. A few weeks ago our regular shortstop began having some scheduling conflicts and couldn't make the remaining few games. I asked Dylan if he would mind filling in at shortstop, and in typical badman fashion he embraced the opportunity. Not only did he 'fill in' at shortstop, I think he found a new calling. Dylan scooped up every ground ball that came his way, he made clean throws to 1st base, and he provided valuable support as the cutoff man for the many balls hit into the outfield. And he was part of the three person play at 3rd base that stopped our opponents momentum and gave us a critical out in the waning moments of the game. Even though you make my heart pound with anxiety many times during a game, you also make my heart sing when it matters most.

8. Some people were born to paint, other people were born to brew coffee for a living, and still other people were destined to live under a bridge. Ali Brown was born to play 3rd base. I was really bummed when I found out Ali was going to miss some games because she started her grad school program, but when our rainout game was rescheduled for October 14 she immediately emailed me to tell me she could play. I think that moment was one of the sparks that helped us win on Thursday night. Ali was a big part of our offense going 3-for-4 and scoring two runs in our 5-run 3rd and 5th innings. She also took part in that amazing 7-6-5 out at 3rd base that stifled SBW's late game rally and helped secure our defensive control of the game.

During the first practice Smell The Glove ever had, Ali and I warmed up together. I still remember playing catch with her that day, hearing her laugh, being a little hard on herself when her throws were less than perfect, but when things got a little more serious, when we took the field and people started hitting the balls she kept her lively attitude but her focus sharpened. Ali, no matter what I do in life, I always want to look over my right shoulder and see you standing there.

9. SG. Those two letters don't go together in too many words: hooSGow, tranSGender, thankSGiving... But when you put a *T* as in team between those letters you get STG, as in Smell The Glove, and Sarah is a big part of what puts those words and this team together. I know catcher isn't a glorious position on the field (neither is pitching for that matter), but pitch and catch are the foundation of softball. I want to thank Sarah for giving us such a strong foundation by graciously playing catcher, as well as subbing in at 2nd base and right field when we needed her. But more importantly I want to thank Sarah for showing up to every game with a quiet grace, an aggressive approach to the game, and a willingness to do what it takes to help us play the game, to help us win games, and to share in the joy of another great season. It always puts a smile on my face to see SG step into the batter's box, hoist that bat over her right shoulder, dig the left toe of her cleat into the ground and dare the pitcher to give her something to hit. At that moment I know anything is possible.

10. Coach. That word means something to everyone: Bad television sitcom, the bartender on Cheers, the creepy old guy with alcohol on his breath who ruined your little league experience. For this team, the last example still probably holds true :) but to me, Coach means a chance to play a game I love with a group of people who have become a family. I don't think of you all as the guy who plays left field or the woman who can hit really well, or the guy who runs fast; I think of everyone who played on Thursday night as my friend(s) Ann, Ali, Dylan, Abbey, Tim, Holly, Dan, Sarah, and Jonathan. We were missing a few people, but they were not forgotten: I always smile when I think about Kendra, I can't imagine ever playing without her; I missed Jonanna's passion; I wish Nick could have played these last few games with us. And I still miss and think fondly of past Glovers who have joined STG, made us better for the experience and moved on (maybe one or two of them will be back someday...?): Scott "don't call me Kendra" Binney; Quiet ssShawna; Mark "Crazy Legs" Zackowski; Old Man Tigran Eldred; and who can forget the Three Chrises (Hollywood Chris, Piano Chris, and Big Chris, aka, Crazy Chris, aka Scary Chris!). There are only 4 people left from the original STG roster, but it makes me smile to know that we're still able to find the right people to help make this team fun and successful. Thank you, all.

Play of the Game

In the 3rd inning, the torrential rain storm wasn't the only thing we had to weather; SBW's hitting came alive in a very big way. Their bats began crushing the ball, hitting the fence on almost every swing. They scored 5 runs that inning, and they knew they had to make another push if they were to have any chance of competing with The Glove. Late in the game with a 6 or 7 run deficit (depending on which score keeper you asked), Swings Both Ways was trying to mount another comeback. Their leadoff hitter crushed the ball deep to left field over Jonathan's head, he played the ball off the fence and came up throwing. The wet ball proved a big challenge to anyone who had to make a throw, but the cutoff still made it to Dylan in shallow left field. Knowing they had to take some chances, the runner tried to stretch the hit into a tripe. Dylan secured the wet ball and fired a strike to Ali at 3rd base, she fielded the throw cleanly applying the tag in a smooth motion and showing the umpire the ball... it was gonna be close... on a bang-bang play at 3rd base, OUT! After getting that 1st out in the inning the next two hitters went down in order, 3 up, 3 down. Not only was this a beautiful play to watch, but if effectively took the wind out of their sails and asserted our defensive control of the game.

Iron Man Award. As sad or respectable as it may seem, Coach didn't miss a single game this season, even during the three weeks he was going to the chiropractor for a bad back he still managed to play. He is always one of the first people to show up before a game, and he is always one of the last to leave. And with a little help from a few people (mostly Kendra), Coach did everything he could to accommodate everyone's busy schedules and still make sure we had enough people to play every week...and still give The Glove the best possible chance to win. But Coach doesn't do those things for recognition, I don't think he knows how to do anything else. No one suffers a loss and no one celebrates a win as much as Coach. I hope you all know he is doing the best he can. Props to Coach for giving it everything he has :)

PS I like to tease Tim every chance I get. Tim is a great guy, someone I've known for about two years, but it feels like our connection goes back further than that. This is only the 2nd league I've ever played with Tim (we played volleyball together last year and won a championship! so maybe he is a good luck charm for me), and I think it goes without saying that he is the best possible teammate anyone could ask for. Not only is he surprisingly athletic, especially for someone his age, but he brings such a positive, fun, carefree (oft times perverted :) ) energy to the team. He goes out of his way to be friendly and welcoming to everyone, and he makes everyone laugh. I hope we can keep laughing and winning together for more years to come.

Cheers.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

$1.05

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for softball?
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?


Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had?
Would you think about all them softball fans
And would you start to feel bad?

Softball isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Softball isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

What would you do
If someone told you to fight for softball?
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little bitch?
'Cause the only reason that you're here
Is 'cause folks played for you in the past
So maybe now it's your turn
To kick some softball ass

Softball isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Softball isn't free
Now there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

Softball costs a buck 'o five

Friday, October 8, 2010

No Solution

Once again, Clear Mortgage Solutions had no solution for The Glove.

We've grown accustomed to putting up some big numbers and shutting down our opponents, and while the final score of 11-4 doesn't quite capture the control and domination we dropped on CMS, I have to say that last night's game was probably the most consistent, solid team performance of the year.

Everyone hit. Everyone made plays on defense.

I know I've said it before, but this truly was a team effort.

Plays of the Game:

Outfield

1. Right off the bat (literally) on the first pitch of the game, their first batter drilled a liner to right field and Ann (the most valuable sub of the game last night! ...and future Glover?) snared the ball for a quick and decisive out. And with that first out, The Glove sent a message to CMS, "you're gonna have to do better than that."

2. Tim knew he had to redeem himself from last week (for practically everything that went wrong!), and he didn't disappoint last night. On another fly ball to right field he made a dashing catch on the run and smacked the ground in exclamation. Amen, brother. Amen.

3. Part-time Glover (full time Baller) Jonathan made a spectacular grab in left field on the run. And with his roadrunner cartoon-like speed, he made it look easy.

4. In the third inning, on a bloop liner into shallow center field Kendra comes flying out of nowhere to get a glove on the ball, it popped up in the air and she secured the third and final out of the inning with her bare hand. As my father and former little league coach used to say, "The glove is a crutch."

Infield

1. Abbey stepped in at the hot corner for Ali, who was off matriculating her Glove last night. Without missing a beat. Abbey snagged a pop fly and put a glove on every ball hit her way.

2. The middle of the infield had a new face and a new attitude last night. Badman Dylan filled in at shortstop and played a flawless game. He provided a solid cutoff on every ball hit to the outfield, he fielded every groundball hit to him and made perfect throws to first base. I know Dan appreciates that.

3. Holly played a great 2nd base again last night. She took a hard groundball to her foot last night, but she teamed up with Dylan for some tidy little force outs at 2nd base.

4. Dan showed, once again, why he is a Gold Glove 1st baseman. He snagged a couple of flyballs, one line drive and one foulball pop up, and he teamed up with Coach for some nifty 3-1 put-outs at 1st base. Watching Dan and Coach team up on those groundball force outs at 1st base was pure poetry.

5. Andrea is another part-time Glover who graciously subbed for us behind the plate last night. Unfortunately with all the great defense we played last night, Andrea's shining light was reduced to making some amazing throws back to Coach on the mound after every pitch.

6. What can I say about Coach? He is a hard man to get to know, but I probably know him better than most. He turned in another masterful game on the mound keeping the hitters off balance and forcing them to hit the pitches he wanted them to hit. He fielded several groundballs for easy outs, he teamed up with Dan at 1st base for some force outs at 1st base (they made it look easier than it is), and he snagged a line drive hit right at his head. The 'halo rule' is for sissies.

On offense, The Glove turned in an unspectacular but very steady and effective performance, marked by solid base hits and smart (sometimes aggressive) base running. Once again, good team softball.

I want to thank our subs again for helping The Glove out last night. Since we were on the verge of forfeiting due to not having enough players, it goes beyond saying that we couldn't have won without you. That aside, everyone who showed up brought a great spirit, a good attitude and showed amazing support for everyone in our dugout.

And I want to thank everyone who stuck around after the game for providing such a good hang. We sat in the dark and the cold, knocked back a few cold Budweisers (thanks again to Coach for providing the libations) and not only recanted the highlights of the game, but we also connected as a team and as the people underneath our cool-ass team shirts. With the ever unpredictable Portland weather, we never know when our last game will be, so it's nice when we take advantage of each other's company, especially since Fall Ball marks the end of outdoor sports until next Spring.

Hope to see you all next week.

Friday, October 1, 2010

We Didn't Quite Stop (!) Hammertime

No comeback this week.

But it's only one loss in an otherwise perfect season.

I really appreciate the effort everyone put forth last night. We were missing some key Glovers, we played with yet another sub last night, and we still managed to put up 11 runs on the scoreboard. Unfortunately, we gave up a few more runs than we scored, but sometimes that's just the way the ball bounces.

No need for a recap this week, on to the plays and players of the game.

1. Ali was a superstar last night. Ali *IS* a superstar! In the 2nd inning, she was solely responsible for all three outs on defense; first on a line drive fly ball, then she fielded a ground ball for a force out at 3rd base and fired a strike across the diamond to Dan at 1st base to complete the double-play. Overall, Ali was responsible for 7 put outs on fly balls, double plays, and perfectly played ground balls. Ali also contributed, as expected, with the bat going 2-for-4 with an RBI and scoring a run in our big 7-run 2nd inning.

Can't touch this.

2. Dan is back! And he picked up right where he left off, stretching for less than perfect throws to first base (making everyone look good), providing a reliable glove and arm on defense, and going 2-for-3 at the plate with a run scored. In the 4th inning, Dan took part in his second double play of the game; on a ground ball to the pitcher, Dan fielded the force out at 1st base then made a perfect throw to Ali at 3rd base to pick off the runner trying to advance from 2nd base.

Please Dan, Don't Hurt 'Em.

3. I wanna be like Mike. Gray, not Jordan. Lucky for The Glove, Tim's smarter, more athletic, smarter, nicer, smarter, less creepy, and smarter brother Mike was able to sub at shortstop. Not only did he get a workout with all the cutoff throws he fielded due to the barrage of fly balls hit to the outfield, but he provided a stabilizing force in the middle of the field making every play that came his way. Oh, and he helped STG with a pretty good stick at the plate, going 3-for-3 with some blistering extra base hits to left field, he had 1 RBI and scored two runs.

Proper.

4. Last but certainly not least, resident Badman, Dylan went '2 Legit 2 Quit' on Hammertime pitching last night going 3-for-4 with 1 RBI and scoring two runs on some very aggressive base running, including an inside the park home run in the 3rd inning.

Before the game, the Hammertime coach said he circled this game on his calendar as soon as the schedule came out. That's not the first time I've heard that.

We get that a lot.

I think it says something that we've patched together such an eclectic group of individuals who have fun playing softball together, who win a lot of games and garner such respect from our opponents.

That's what's up.